Our colleagues over there at "Famousfeetdaily.com" recently produced a piece on Alana's ten little Eskimos. They produced this disparaging remark about her right toe:
"Exhibiting digression, yet nuance, Alana’s toes have a manana sensibility about them. However we have established the Katrina Bowden rule about the meandering right toe and must hold Alana, as well, accountable."
I was kidding about them being our colleagues. Who are these creeps handing out casual disses on Alana's toes so easily?! Strike! Strike! Strike!
Wait, who are we striking against? Oh who cares. SCAB!! SCAB!
Speaking of scabs, here is the opposite:
