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Alana's Little Piggies

Alana De La Garza Fans — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:36:39 GMT

Our colleagues over there at "Famousfeetdaily.com" recently produced a piece on Alana's ten little Eskimos. They produced this disparaging remark about her right toe:

"Exhibiting digression, yet nuance, Alana’s toes have a manana sensibility about them. However we have established the Katrina Bowden rule about the meandering right toe and must hold Alana, as well, accountable."

I was kidding about them being our colleagues. Who are these creeps handing out casual disses on Alana's toes so easily?! Strike! Strike! Strike!

Wait, who are we striking against? Oh who cares. SCAB!! SCAB!

Speaking of scabs, here is the opposite:

Alana gives back!

Alana De La Garza Fans — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:03:33 GMT

Alana was recently spotted at the "Night of 1000 Lights" festival, which benefits St. Judes Children's Hospital. Go Alana! Helping out those kids. She also looked gorgeous. The proof is in the pudding and everyone knows they love to serve pudding at hospitals. I had my tonsils taken out once. Give me a break.

Alana is a gamer!

Alana De La Garza Fans — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:27:56 GMT

Well sort of. Cool your heels boys. I do happen to have a clip of Alana playing a video game but it's just a promotional clip for a recently released "Law and Order" mobile game. Everyone knows mobile games don't even count so this isn't quite as sexy as it could be. I encourage you all to imagine the mobile phone she is holding is really a Nintendo DS or a PSP. Homina homina.

Netflix fever

Alana De La Garza Fans — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:03:13 GMT

Alana's romantic comedy "Mr. Fix It" was recently released on DVD. If you are an Alana fan I strongly recommend you add it to your Netflix queue. It's a pretty cute film actually!

And for you ladies, David "Angel" Boreanaz also stars.

Here are some clips to whet your whistle:

It's that time of year again

Alana De La Garza Fans — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:26:19 GMT

Do you miss our favorite sassy lawyer Connie Rubirosa? Of course you do! Well miss no longer. NBC's mega-long running crime drama "Law and Order" returns to television next week. Alana and her supreme sexiness will be back to make those bad guys shiver. And I guess she'll make some good guys shiver too. We can all just shiver together.

To get you ready here is the opening credits of last year's L&O and a short scene featuring our beloved. Enjoy!

Imagen all the people

Alana De La Garza Fans — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:23:32 GMT

Alana recently attended the Imagen Awards, a yearly awards ceremony that recognizes positive portrayals of Latinos in entertainment. For some strange reason it also recognizes whatever it is that Carlos Mencia does. Check out the lovely getup Alana wore to the event:

And check out the ridiculous "ensemble" Carlos threw together for the event. Also, he looks constipated:

Just playing CM! Also, in case you were wondering, Alana failed to walk away with one of those coveted awards. Someone from "Ugly Betty" stole it from her! Thief! Thief!

We knew she could act but

Alana De La Garza Fans — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 19:54:35 GMT

Did we know she could pose sexily for Maxim cameras?! We do now. Here is a clip culled from a recent photshoot the lovely Alana conducted with the pervalicious men's magazine.

Of note during the video:
See Alana give a series of cute interviews!
Feel your heart expand as she hangs out with a cute rottweiler!
Hear the worst song ever made in the background!

All of this and more is available to you for the low low price of nothing. Just click on the video. Beware of that song though. It is despicable.

Happy Birthday Alana!

Alana De La Garza Fans — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 20:30:27 GMT

Alana turns 31 today (June 18th). Happy birthday!